• It is 5:00 somewhere, right? #
• Ok…this is creepy – http://www.holytaco.com/25-man-babies #
• Wanna watch something interesting? http://www.tenthdimension.com/medialinks.php #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
  ♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• The difference between mac and windows users: http://bit.ly/dB0fhC #
• The truth about college – http://lorien.ncl.ac.uk/ming/Dept/Fun/jokes/college.htm #
• http://emptees.com/tees/16142-zombama-brains #
• http://swgalaxies.datastart.hu/modules/Videos/files/vader-loituma.swf #
• Vader Leekspin…my life is complete #
• DID YOU KNOW…that the oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age? Its name was Fred. #
• Thriller! http://meta.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/aedd556e3e11c0a68c4ffc793c148b0a.jpg #
• New twitter icon? That's right..totally the Lorax. Im feeling…Seussian #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
  ♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• It sucks being 200 miles away from your parents and just needing a hug from your mom. A phone call just doesn't cut it #
• Im tired of life taking a crap on me #
• Where has this been my whole life? http://instantbueller.com/ #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
  ♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• My cat knows something is wrong and keeps following me around. #
• Security ramp up time! #
• That…that there..felt REALLY good. #
• My kitty is curled up in my lap. #
• Im feeling this mashup..and I hate weezer – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA0ZcQ6m65E #
• Apple juice! – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSUU0LBehJ0 #
• ad: Online Dating Magazine readers say eHarmony is the best online dating service followed by Match.com – http://j.mp/d7IQYv #
• If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? #
• If you had to identify in one
  word the reason why the human
  race has not achieved it’s
  full potential, that word
  would be meetings. #
• There is a very fine line
  between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental
  illness.’ #
• People who want to share their
  religious views with you
  almost never want you to share
  yours with them. #
• Looks like I am staying here tonight…there is already 6-8 inches down. I just shoveled a small path out..but no way I can clear the lot. #
• You should not confuse your
  career with your life. #
• You will never find anybody
  who can give you a clear and
  compelling reason why we
  observe daylight savings time. #
• When I see a snow plow being pulled out of a bank by a wrecker..I have no business being on the road. #
• You should never say anything
  to a woman that even suggests that you think she’s
  pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging #
• Your friends love you anyway. #
• http://bit.ly/87EPCW – Great office pranks #
• Everyone needs kickass salt and
  pepper shakers – http://bit.ly/8Xws2x #
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't #
• The Internet: All the piracy, none of the scurvy. #
• The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. #
• Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry. #
• if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN #
• I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. #
• I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives #
• So, it has snowed HARD all night. Im afraid to open the front door.. #

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