• Morning twitter #
• Capitalization marks the difference between 'I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'i helped my uncle jack off a horse.' #
• Ham, Salami, and colby jack cheese on dense wheat bread. Mmm…tasty sandwich #
• Those who live by the sword get killed by those who live by the gun. #
• Havent left bed all day today. Good times. Im finally feeling rested up again and my back doesnt scream at me when I move. #
• Using a trackball for the first time in years. I remember why I used to like these #
• Gonna watch Signs. Why? Because I feel I need to punish myself #
• I turn 22 in 4 days. Also need to put the new registration stickers on my car. Yay march #
• It makes me giggle that one of the trending topics is Giant Inflatable Beavers #
• Ever seen what happens when a tree branch hits a powerline? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYktDghfoFM #
• http://i.imgur.com/NjjkM.jpg – The future of Apple products. #
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ottA6kjdV5I chatroulette improv #
• http://artsyspot.com/img/misc/just-like-humans/just-like-humans02.jpg – That's what it is supposed to look like when done properly #
• 3 more hours. Im falling asleep at my desk already. I need caffeine, stat! #
• Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. #
• Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany. #
• When in Rome, nail a deity to a piece of wood. #
• A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" #
• The CEO complimented my web application I wrote. Im so proud of myself! #
• Ok, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter looks AWESOME #
• How to use the stimulus package to help American – http://i.imgur.com/1CwJc.jpg #
• Lara Croft vs Slave Leia in a snowball fight. So hot…http://bit.ly/azbGPo #
• When a Stormtrooper loves a Spartan – http://vimeo.com/9666742 #
• Wanna get me to watch figure skating? do this – http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/4538/metallica-figure-skating #
• Best use I have seen for google wave yet: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1929901 #
• Somehow I missed the release of The Offspring's recentest album back in June '08. This is inexcusable for me. #
• I discovered this by listening to broadcast radio today (*gasp*) and hearing this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRxHHZEqwpw I dig it #
• Also, my desktop is not booting up. I fear it may be dead but lack the tools here to troubleshoot. #
• Oh..and Im officially 22. Happy birthday to me. I wouldnt have remembered except something I am a member of emailed me. #
• Had some delicious Panera for lunch. Their tomato soup is delicious #
• Looks like my desktop is toast. Prolly needs a new mobo, proc, and ram. Dammit all. #
• I have my media center pc setup with one of my old gaming video cards in it so I can play my bday gift to myself – Bad Company 2 #
• Im having terrible luck with Bad Company 2. Im very upset at EA for another half-assed effort at a game #

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• The Snowpocalypse has ended. The snow has stopped, the sun is shining. #
• And apparently Brittany Murphy has passed on. That's sad… #
• And RatM won the Christmas #1 in the UK with Killing in the Name. Hell yes…no more sterile pop monopoly! #
• So happy that RatM beat out the
  crap pop for Xmas. Its cool when
  grassroots campaigns work #
• http://bit.ly/8zfYA8 – Mario doesn't have a lot of
  choices in wardrobe #
• Im all for respecting cops..but
  sometimes they overreact. – http://bit.ly/8nI8df #
• ad: Learn to surf in Costa Rica while taking Spanish, yoga, fire dance or scuba certification courses. http://j.mp/8zpsZ1 #
• http://bit.ly/5vrwut – Hockey at Fenway #
• Fitting for a day full of
  snow..Calvin and Hobbes snowmen – http://bit.ly/7sjnD4 #
• http://bit.ly/4TnlTN – There are still good people! #
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• Well…Im awake. No clue why..but I am. GOOD times! #
• swear to god…gonna kill the idiots upstairs who are banging on the floor for osme reason #
• Made it to work alive. The snow is making for interesting traffic patterns #
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• That would make me smile too. – http://bit.ly/4UuiDB #
• Just solved a problem that a coworker spent an hour and a half on in 10 minutes. Simplify and reduce and when that fails, start from scratch #
• Throwing snowballs? What a bad Habit – http://bit.ly/5Kbqzr #
• http://bit.ly/8emXZd – The Oatmeal reveals why it is best to avoid becoming "The Computer Whiz" #
• Loving the new Hulu queue interface. Makes it super easy to watch my queued shows #
• Possible Verizon iPhone on July 2nd? Oooh…oh wait…Verizon has the Droid. Who needs the iPhone?! – http://bit.ly/8r6M01 #
• How NORAD tracks Santa Claus – http://bit.ly/8v1OYE #
• Im SO tired…2 and a half hours left on this shift. #
• 5 Gaping plot holes you should notice so that Hollywood can't get away from them anymore – http://bit.ly/6Twaws #
• http://bit.ly/60UCYe – Top Ten over-hyped games of 2009 #
• In 50 years there will be only 2 English words left – fuck and dude #
• I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart. I am Jack's low price guarantee #
• 10 Cool Beverage Gadgets – http://bit.ly/6ZGRXd #
• http://bit.ly/8RWG5h – Ok, I want one of these for Christmas! #
• Get creative this Christmas, turn stuff you have into a Crafty Christmas Tree – http://bit.ly/4EVY7a #
• http://bit.ly/6mpX0z – Wanna learn the lyrics to Hey Jude? Here they are in handy flowchart form. #
• http://bit.ly/7BcufY – 1000 years of war #
• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 #
• http://bit.ly/4vxtIq – Inspector Gadget!! #
• Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny #
• http://bit.ly/6BIltD – 12 last minute gifts for the geek in your life (Hint hint…#2!) #
• Prince Rupert's drop…a cool
  glass science trick. – http://bit.ly/7GIEYH #
• http://bit.ly/6E499F – Famous failers #
• Guess who just got to take a cold shower…this guy! Dunno why we didnt have any hot water..but Im not happy #
• I slept for 11 hours…and feel like I got no sleep. #
• Work soon…not looking forward
  to a shift until midnight #
• My car is 16 years & 6 months old and is handling this snowy, icy weather better then some of the new" cars I've seen. Maybe its the driver? #
• http://bit.ly/5g5CDI – Medical Afflictions of the
  Cartoon world #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Killswitch Engage – The End of Heartache
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/8wOpzO – They hand this out on field
  trips to Gitmo #
• Ok, FAO Schwartz employees have
  way too much fun – http://bit.ly/6Km6xz #
• I am programming..in Java. Its been too long..Im rusty #
• The Snuggie ala Japan – http://bit.ly/7VeABJ #
• Ok, this is the coolest rendition of Carol of the Bells EVER! – http://bit.ly/5qaTXs #
• Relative price of different liquids – http://bit.ly/8dkB6d #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• I want one! http://hackaday.com/2009/12/22/terminate-rfid-tags/ #
• One of these too – http://hackaday.com/2009/12/22/subcycles-multitouch-music-controller/ #
• "Who are you?" "I'm HitGirl" – http://bit.ly/7BHxk0 #
• http://bit.ly/5Qd8Zb – Games Bond 007 – still the best FPS ever #
• http://bit.ly/6E8bZJ – I would call this cat lazy, but that would be a oxymoron. All cats are inherently lazy. #
• 26 geeks before they were stars – http://bit.ly/6gteIC #
• http://bit.ly/4JhM5g – How Garfield comics should have been written #
• http://bit.ly/8Nz2Us – Tis the season…to piss your neighbors off #
• http://bit.ly/4VS2t5 – Don't fuck with nature #
• http://bit.ly/8lVHxc – What a classy wedding #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• This recession's best Christmas coupons – http://bit.ly/812Q89 #
• http://bit.ly/5lY5VR – Pacman vs Mario #
• Should I stop beating my wife? – http://bit.ly/6J7IsH #
• ad: Bluehost offering $3.95/month Special at this page http://bit.ly/4KmOsD #
• http://bit.ly/8EwpLU – Wow…the bases sure have changed #
• http://bit.ly/6Bc600 – The truth about Santa Claus #
• The world didnt need this site..but here it is – http://bit.ly/4INhuT #
• The Decade's Best Television villans – http://bit.ly/6NvoN5 #
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• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/5GBMpi – Good advice on how to spot a concealed weapon. Advice on how to handle that info – DON'T worry about it #
• That's right don't worry about it. If someone has taken the time to properly conceal a weapon they are either a LEO or have their CCW permit #
• Worry when you see a gun tucked into a wasteband WITHOUT a holster or tucked in a pocket. Those are the guys who shouldn't be carrying #
• Complete sentences. Win. – http://bit.ly/7X9V1i #
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• Tis the season for @MythBusters and (scientific) mayhem #
• http://bit.ly/8xNfjM – It's a massacre! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/4FQUan – #
• http://bit.ly/5Nulor – R2Grill2 #
• http://bit.ly/553n9a – How to play matchmaker #
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• http://bit.ly/8DN9lb – #
• Watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture – been a long time since I have seen this flick. Forgot how cheesy it was #
• http://bit.ly/71E0VQ – Puppy Contraception #
• Alright all, gnight #
• http://bit.ly/5UStH3 – What…the..fuck #
• http://bit.ly/75XlX4 – So true #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• What now?!? – http://bit.ly/5a2Rg2 #
• http://bit.ly/8JCUjq – Extreme gaming! #
• Ever wondered how the LHC works? Wonder no more – http://bit.ly/87sf0A #
• Im in love… – http://bit.ly/8URdwm #
• *HUG* – http://bit.ly/58zfBU #
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• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Merry Christmas everyone #
• Off to work in an hour or so. That's right, when we promise 24/7 support…we provide it #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Officially at work. On Xmas Day. Good times #
• http://bit.ly/5pmkAV – An oldie but a goodie…Troops, a Cops spoof #
• Probably the best Lennon cover I have ever heard – A Perfect Circle Imagine
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpqKA9_ddFk #
• I think I might go see the new Sherlock Holmes movie tomorrow…perhaps #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Im watching "The Man from Earth". I love John Billingsley #
• Watching The Man from Earth and he busted out a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green and they freaked out. Green isn't THAT good (but it is good) #
• http://bit.ly/7uUg45 – Best Christmas song EVER #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Merry Christmas..I got it for you! – http://bit.ly/8924Xb #
• http://bit.ly/6voi0O – Ok, THIS is the coolest version of Carol of the Bells ever #
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• Reading Emails from Crazy people…suddenly I feel slightly more sane #
• http://bit.ly/7qQ184 – 6 Stupidest Things done with priceless relics #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
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• Smile! – http://bit.ly/7ln31i #
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• So, my apartment currently has
  no hot water. I am planning on
  going out…BRRR #
• http://bit.ly/7JVKkF – Computers WILL fight back #
• http://bit.ly/7ULIzO – The eyeballing game! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Top 5 misconceptions about the LHC. Read it so you can dispel the rumors at the watercooler. – http://bit.ly/81tEDn #
• Sherlock Holmes was surprisingly good! #
• http://bit.ly/4R3DU0 – Melting a beer bottle in a
  microwave using nothing more
  then a blowtorch. #
• Pigeons do not like Google – http://bit.ly/53Dz3Z #
• The recession has gone too far! #
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• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
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• Saturn V model is awesome – http://bit.ly/7cuSz0 #

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