TAG | day
- I went and saw Cop Out to celebrate Pi Day. It wasnt that great. #
- Im so proud of this bit of coding. 1376 lines of elegant, clean code. Performs its functions perfectly. #
- Just turned in my notice at work. Watch out Texas..here I come #
- I got the job at Rackspace. Im very excited for the opportunity. Sad to leave AdJuggler, but not sad to leave DC #
- There is not much that is more fulfilling in the life of a tech support professional then clearing out a support queue. #
- Anyone need a slightly used kidney? I'll trade it for a Red 1978 Corvette or a Black (or red) 1968 Charger in running condition. #
- Richard Dean Anderson got chubby. Makes me kinda sad. But I still love him #
- http://videos.sapo.pt/8q3IPCQ12sDMaYQhv0DC #
- "In 2009, PETA euthanized 2,301 dogs and cats — 97 % of those brought in — and adopted only eight, according to Virginia state figures" #
- http://i.imgur.com/qthck.gif – INVISIBLE HULK #
- Damn pets and being all expensive. My 13 year old cat is a bad traveler and we're preparing for a 1800 mile drive. $50 worth of meds to help #
- I figure I've put up with her shit for 13 years (and she mine) I can't get rid of her now. Its gonna be stressful though. She hates change. #
- http://i.imgur.com/rVGXq.png – Alright Tony, Im in. Hell, I'll even get the implant. #
- Its St Paddys Day and I work until Midnight. No green beer for me! #
- What should I have for dinner? #
- Pizza it is. Papa Johns delivers to work now and I rediscovered my love of their Garlic Parmesan Breadsticks. Delish if you haven't had 'em. #
- Only 9:30?!? Im ready to go home now. #
- A gulp is not a sufficient unit of measurement when it comes to cough syrup. One large gulp can lead to becoming friends with shadow puppets #
- With 2.27 per square km, the Vatican has the highest density of popes in the world. #
- Unicorns are real, they are just grey, fat and called rhinos #
- Best breakup song ever written and theme song of this month for me. ♫ http://blip.fm/~n2um6 #
- I came home and slammed 4 shots. Probably not the healthiest way to deal with stress, eh? #
- Alright tweeps, I'm blitzed and bushed so I'm gonna hit the hay. My hangover and I will see you in the morning #
- Good morning tweeple..from me and my hangover #
- Lays has these new Cajun Herbs and Spices potato chips. Fantastic. #
- Cold pizza for dinner. That was FANTASTIC. #
- Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass #
- I love my G1 but it is getting a bit aged. I want one of these sexy new Android handsets with a Snapdragon to have a hardware keyboard! #
- I can't sleep and definitely need to. Damn you insomnia #
- Im awake. The sun is trying to kill me #
- Is it strange that one of the first things I do in the morning is put on a hat. Ive been so thoroughly conditioned I feel nekkid without one #
- It is an absolutely gorgeous day outside #
- Safari 4.0.5 on Windows seems to implement iFrames in a funky manner. Now I have to explain that to a customer. #
- listening to "Jerk-off lyrics – Tool – Opiate" ♫ http://blip.fm/~n6ih9 #
- Just finished all 3 seasons of Farscape that are available for streaming on netflix and now I want more. Damn you netflix, you tease! #
- This persistent cough needs to quit before I crack a damn rib #
- Im watching Bronson on netflix. Its pretty good so far. #
- Violence solves everything. If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it. #
- Feeling adventurous? Type the following into a *nix bash shell (remove the double quotes before and after) ":(){
:&};:" # - A byte walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off." #
- Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25 #
- Rocking out to classic Offspring waiting for my replacement to show so I can go home and get belligerently drunk.
Happy Friday # - I once mistyped a command in Vi and created a more powerful webserver then IIS. #
- Oh Manhattan's, why are you so awesome? Such a simple blend of vermouth, bourbon and cherry juice and yet so complex a cure-all. Magnificent #
- In a dangerous sort of mood today ♫ http://blip.fm/~n8fmm #
- Pondering going out and getting in some trouble. #
- More Offspring? I guess so. ♫ http://blip.fm/~n8fx8 #
- Current desire is to go find a bar with either karaoke or open mic night and blow the roof off the joint. Its been too long since I've been. #
- Tool – The Pot ♫ http://blip.fm/~n8gc2 #
- Tool – Right in Two – Listen to the whole song, its beautiful ♫ http://blip.fm/~n8wuu #
- listening to "Three Days Grace – Pain (Late Late show live)" ♫ http://blip.fm/~n9du5 #
- Wrenched my back somehow today. Have a warm compress on the bad spot. Let's see what tomorrow brings #
- Oh, and goodnight twitterverse. Its high time this night owl started normalizing his sleep cycle. Start a new job in 2 weeks! #
- The chick who plays Zoe on Caprica is very pretty #
- Nyquil doesn't really help me sleep..and I'm still coughing. Not sure why I bothered. #
- Ok, this is entirely too cute – http://www.wimp.com/babymoose #
- http://i.imgur.com/aVhvR.jpg – Anatomy of a thug #
- http://i.imgur.com/NslKJ.jpg – I need these balloons #
- 8:20 on a tuesday and Im ready for a weekend #
- This is my favorite lolcat – http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-raccoon-ate-your-garbage.jpg #
- Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long 1, Michael J. Fox has a little 1, Madonna doesn't have 1 and the Pope has 1 but doesn't use it. What is it? #
- Headed home after a VERY long work day. #
- my throat is sore #
- This guy handles his quarantine for TB well – http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930244 #
- Rainy day… #
- New phone. Still a G1, but a newer(ish) one. Black this time instead of the bronze I didnt want in the first place. Running Cyanogenmod #
- Now I have to redownload all of my apps. No better soundtrack to do that too then "Hooker with a Penis" by Tool #
In my every day life, I am but a nerd who answers support questions from customers who are either unable to figure out a product that is designed for the lowest common denominator (contextual help! READ IT!) or customers who are too lazy to do their job and instead pawn it off on our 24/7 support line.
In my fantasies, I’m part of a think tank, designing new and innovative ways for products to be designed and used. My passion is truly ideas and schemes and I always have 2 or 3 rolling around in my head. From passive solar heaters made out of spray painted black cans to a hand-designed 3 wheeled ultra-efficient hybrid vehicle…it’s all in there. A constant beehive of activity, with all sorts of nifty content yet to be shaken out and recorded in my stack of notebooks, napkin drawings, and impassioned narration into my audio recorder.
So, I put out the call to all you like me, let us band together and form our very own think tank/design firm/idea farm and make some of the crazy ideas we all have come to fruition!
