• http://i.imgur.com/5C8Qn.jpg – What changed this decade #
• Im drinking Burnett Vodka. $11 for 1.75L. GREAT stuff #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Metallica – The Day That Never Comes
  ♫Black Light Burns – 4 Walls
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• ad: Reducing the carbon footprint for clients is important. Ready why in this blog: http://j.mp/4I9Emm #
• For the starcraft nerds – http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2358/noahadditionalpylons1bu5.jpg #
• Ok internet posse – I need a recipe manager. Preferably FLOSS, but I'd be willing to pay a bit for it. Any ideas? #
• Wanna see every movie just like MST3K? http://bit.ly/7VjEdA Just add snarky commentary #
• America's Newsest precision fighting force – http://www.funlinx.to/content/bilder/picdump_14/20.jpg #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/6sNQOf #
• From the looks our our email…its all hands on deck at work. I might roll in there a little early to show dedication to the job #
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• My Recent Tracks:♫♫♫♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• “No matter where you go, there you are. ” – Buckaroo Banzai #
• ad: Learn Spanish while taking surfing, yoga, fire dancing or scuba certification courses in Costa Rica. http://j.mp/5JqeD4 #
• Interesting use of face merging #
• Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. #
• I have now had the hiccups for an hour and a half. It is..unpleasant #
• ad: New blog post: Fostering a love for reading
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• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/7AQOkH #
• Just had a very positive CS encounter with Phillips Norelco.Good job guys on remembering the customer comes first and replacing a bad shaver #
• Artie Lange tried to kill himself by stabbing himself nine times? Heart goes out to the guy…wow. #
• I was a longtime Howard Stern listener until I lost my Sirius. Its sad to see someone I listened to every morning in such pain. #
• Ahh, this coughing stuff is NOT any fun. GARRGH #
• Are we going to have to deal with MORE snow…arrgh… #
• ad: Here's a magazine for online daters or those thinking about online dating – http://www.onlinedatingmagazine.com #
• Just had a TERRIBLE encounter with Alexandria Yellow Top cabs. #
• Just got a call on the job about getting another job because someone found me on linked in…weird #
• The new Dell Latitude Z looks HOT #
• Got some Ella Fitzgerald cranked up on ye olde iMac. Its speakers just don't do her justice. #
• Of course the support phone rings when I take a bathroom break. GARRGH #
• Switched from music to Dirty Jobs. Its gonna be a good night #
• ad: Reducing the carbon footprint for clients is important. Ready why in this blog: http://j.mp/6U8EKq #
• http://www.netnebulo.hu/hagyma.swf – REVERSE leek spin #
• Who has a forumspring…I have an AWESOME question for you #
• RT: @lurkey You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends. #ProTip- Don't do either with an ice pick. #
• ad: New blog post: Fostering a love for reading
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• ad: New blog post: Fostering a love for reading
  http://j.mp/6vERBv #
• The Snowpocalypse has ended. The snow has stopped, the sun is shining. #
• And apparently Brittany Murphy has passed on. That's sad… #
• And RatM won the Christmas #1 in the UK with Killing in the Name. Hell yes…no more sterile pop monopoly! #
• So happy that RatM beat out the
  crap pop for Xmas. Its cool when
  grassroots campaigns work #
• http://bit.ly/8zfYA8 – Mario doesn't have a lot of
  choices in wardrobe #
• Im all for respecting cops..but
  sometimes they overreact. – http://bit.ly/8nI8df #
• ad: Learn to surf in Costa Rica while taking Spanish, yoga, fire dance or scuba certification courses. http://j.mp/8zpsZ1 #
• http://bit.ly/5vrwut – Hockey at Fenway #
• Fitting for a day full of
  snow..Calvin and Hobbes snowmen – http://bit.ly/7sjnD4 #
• http://bit.ly/4TnlTN – There are still good people! #
• ad: Super lightweight comfort that's loaded with technology – in shoes!
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• Well…Im awake. No clue why..but I am. GOOD times! #
• swear to god…gonna kill the idiots upstairs who are banging on the floor for osme reason #
• Made it to work alive. The snow is making for interesting traffic patterns #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/5CQJRC #
• That would make me smile too. – http://bit.ly/4UuiDB #
• Just solved a problem that a coworker spent an hour and a half on in 10 minutes. Simplify and reduce and when that fails, start from scratch #
• Throwing snowballs? What a bad Habit – http://bit.ly/5Kbqzr #
• http://bit.ly/8emXZd – The Oatmeal reveals why it is best to avoid becoming "The Computer Whiz" #
• Loving the new Hulu queue interface. Makes it super easy to watch my queued shows #
• Possible Verizon iPhone on July 2nd? Oooh…oh wait…Verizon has the Droid. Who needs the iPhone?! – http://bit.ly/8r6M01 #
• How NORAD tracks Santa Claus – http://bit.ly/8v1OYE #
• Im SO tired…2 and a half hours left on this shift. #
• 5 Gaping plot holes you should notice so that Hollywood can't get away from them anymore – http://bit.ly/6Twaws #
• http://bit.ly/60UCYe – Top Ten over-hyped games of 2009 #
• In 50 years there will be only 2 English words left – fuck and dude #
• I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart. I am Jack's low price guarantee #
• 10 Cool Beverage Gadgets – http://bit.ly/6ZGRXd #
• http://bit.ly/8RWG5h – Ok, I want one of these for Christmas! #
• Get creative this Christmas, turn stuff you have into a Crafty Christmas Tree – http://bit.ly/4EVY7a #
• http://bit.ly/6mpX0z – Wanna learn the lyrics to Hey Jude? Here they are in handy flowchart form. #
• http://bit.ly/7BcufY – 1000 years of war #
• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 #
• http://bit.ly/4vxtIq – Inspector Gadget!! #
• Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny #
• http://bit.ly/6BIltD – 12 last minute gifts for the geek in your life (Hint hint…#2!) #
• Prince Rupert's drop…a cool
  glass science trick. – http://bit.ly/7GIEYH #
• http://bit.ly/6E499F – Famous failers #
• Guess who just got to take a cold shower…this guy! Dunno why we didnt have any hot water..but Im not happy #
• I slept for 11 hours…and feel like I got no sleep. #
• Work soon…not looking forward
  to a shift until midnight #
• My car is 16 years & 6 months old and is handling this snowy, icy weather better then some of the new" cars I've seen. Maybe its the driver? #
• http://bit.ly/5g5CDI – Medical Afflictions of the
  Cartoon world #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Killswitch Engage – The End of Heartache
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/8wOpzO – They hand this out on field
  trips to Gitmo #
• Ok, FAO Schwartz employees have
  way too much fun – http://bit.ly/6Km6xz #
• I am programming..in Java. Its been too long..Im rusty #
• The Snuggie ala Japan – http://bit.ly/7VeABJ #
• Ok, this is the coolest rendition of Carol of the Bells EVER! – http://bit.ly/5qaTXs #
• Relative price of different liquids – http://bit.ly/8dkB6d #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• I want one! http://hackaday.com/2009/12/22/terminate-rfid-tags/ #
• One of these too – http://hackaday.com/2009/12/22/subcycles-multitouch-music-controller/ #
• "Who are you?" "I'm HitGirl" – http://bit.ly/7BHxk0 #
• http://bit.ly/5Qd8Zb – Games Bond 007 – still the best FPS ever #
• http://bit.ly/6E8bZJ – I would call this cat lazy, but that would be a oxymoron. All cats are inherently lazy. #
• 26 geeks before they were stars – http://bit.ly/6gteIC #
• http://bit.ly/4JhM5g – How Garfield comics should have been written #
• http://bit.ly/8Nz2Us – Tis the season…to piss your neighbors off #
• http://bit.ly/4VS2t5 – Don't fuck with nature #
• http://bit.ly/8lVHxc – What a classy wedding #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• This recession's best Christmas coupons – http://bit.ly/812Q89 #
• http://bit.ly/5lY5VR – Pacman vs Mario #
• Should I stop beating my wife? – http://bit.ly/6J7IsH #
• ad: Bluehost offering $3.95/month Special at this page http://bit.ly/4KmOsD #
• http://bit.ly/8EwpLU – Wow…the bases sure have changed #
• http://bit.ly/6Bc600 – The truth about Santa Claus #
• The world didnt need this site..but here it is – http://bit.ly/4INhuT #
• The Decade's Best Television villans – http://bit.ly/6NvoN5 #
• ad: Like Bejeweled and Tetris? Then you will LOVE this game! http://bit.ly/5HHEPf #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/5GBMpi – Good advice on how to spot a concealed weapon. Advice on how to handle that info – DON'T worry about it #
• That's right don't worry about it. If someone has taken the time to properly conceal a weapon they are either a LEO or have their CCW permit #
• Worry when you see a gun tucked into a wasteband WITHOUT a holster or tucked in a pocket. Those are the guys who shouldn't be carrying #
• Complete sentences. Win. – http://bit.ly/7X9V1i #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/7oXPK8 #
• Tis the season for @MythBusters and (scientific) mayhem #
• http://bit.ly/8xNfjM – It's a massacre! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/4FQUan – #
• http://bit.ly/5Nulor – R2Grill2 #
• http://bit.ly/553n9a – How to play matchmaker #
• ad: Super lightweight comfort that's loaded with technology – in shoes!
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• http://bit.ly/8DN9lb – #
• Watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture – been a long time since I have seen this flick. Forgot how cheesy it was #
• http://bit.ly/71E0VQ – Puppy Contraception #
• Alright all, gnight #
• http://bit.ly/5UStH3 – What…the..fuck #
• http://bit.ly/75XlX4 – So true #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• What now?!? – http://bit.ly/5a2Rg2 #
• http://bit.ly/8JCUjq – Extreme gaming! #
• Ever wondered how the LHC works? Wonder no more – http://bit.ly/87sf0A #
• Im in love… – http://bit.ly/8URdwm #
• *HUG* – http://bit.ly/58zfBU #
• ad: New blog post: Fostering a love for reading
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• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Merry Christmas everyone #
• Off to work in an hour or so. That's right, when we promise 24/7 support…we provide it #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Officially at work. On Xmas Day. Good times #
• http://bit.ly/5pmkAV – An oldie but a goodie…Troops, a Cops spoof #
• Probably the best Lennon cover I have ever heard – A Perfect Circle Imagine
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpqKA9_ddFk #
• I think I might go see the new Sherlock Holmes movie tomorrow…perhaps #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Im watching "The Man from Earth". I love John Billingsley #
• Watching The Man from Earth and he busted out a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green and they freaked out. Green isn't THAT good (but it is good) #
• http://bit.ly/7uUg45 – Best Christmas song EVER #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Merry Christmas..I got it for you! – http://bit.ly/8924Xb #
• http://bit.ly/6voi0O – Ok, THIS is the coolest version of Carol of the Bells ever #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/67w7L2 #
• Reading Emails from Crazy people…suddenly I feel slightly more sane #
• http://bit.ly/7qQ184 – 6 Stupidest Things done with priceless relics #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Smile! – http://bit.ly/7ln31i #
• ad: Reducing the carbon footprint for clients is important. Ready why in this blog: http://j.mp/8fDwZs #
• So, my apartment currently has
  no hot water. I am planning on
  going out…BRRR #
• http://bit.ly/7JVKkF – Computers WILL fight back #
• http://bit.ly/7ULIzO – The eyeballing game! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Top 5 misconceptions about the LHC. Read it so you can dispel the rumors at the watercooler. – http://bit.ly/81tEDn #
• Sherlock Holmes was surprisingly good! #
• http://bit.ly/4R3DU0 – Melting a beer bottle in a
  microwave using nothing more
  then a blowtorch. #
• Pigeons do not like Google – http://bit.ly/53Dz3Z #
• The recession has gone too far! #
• ad: Super lightweight comfort that's loaded with technology – in shoes!
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• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Saturn V model is awesome – http://bit.ly/7cuSz0 #

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• So I bought a new VPS and have this strong desire to redesign my site…which is being overrun with a strong desire of laziness #
• I think someone needs to make a "Honk if you've shagged Tiger" bumper sticker. That would be worth the lolz #
• Hey, @MannheimSteam is now following me on twitter. Thanks guys, love your Xmas albums #
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrNLan4aaBQ Chicken man plays What is love on the Pianica, your argument is invalid #
• Superman..or gay man? – http://bit.ly/60q4lD #
• Hey tweets…I need either a good pic of an imac from above or a good pic of a LCD monitor from above. Think looking down from the ceiling #
• ad: Post a thought, topic or question and start talking http://j.mp/5FDCtS #
• http://bit.ly/85CSve – A day in the life of the internet #
• http://bit.ly/5pU244 – And that is how you prove 2+2=4 #
• Alright Ladies and Germs…Im headed to bed. Any further tweets this evening will be automated. #
• The Doors with Muppets – http://bit.ly/85icrN #
• STILL AWAKE…fuck you insomnia #
• Medieval Tron – http://bit.ly/8GRwKm #
• ad: Post a thought, topic or question and start talking at http://j.mp/4USKIK #
• Power tools and sex toys…a bad mix – http://bit.ly/5ikKYw #
• http://bit.ly/7WT0Vv – Sometimes, it is worth the hassle to change your name. #
• Engination – a TF2 video – there
  is some serious production value
  in this! – http://bit.ly/7CuYVg #
• Ode To Joy on a flatbed
  scanner. Musical stepper
  motors are awesome! – http://bit.ly/4VLSZM #
• ad: Post a thought, topic or question and start talking at http://j.mp/7PZZp6 #
• http://bit.ly/8X43yO – Homeless guy sings Creep by Radiohead and shows off massive talent #
• http://bit.ly/5I603i – Dangerous Wands – What Hermione does after school #
• Mindtrip photography – http://bit.ly/7AbYWW #
• Don't hate me because I am beautiful…fear me because I am evil! ]:-> #
• Watching Moon and knitting. Hope it is as good as it looked! #
• http://bit.ly/8hk1Yb – Now this is my type of barber! #
• Moon was fantastic. Sam Rockwell did amazing. #
• http://bit.ly/79B3SC – Mobius transformations revealed. #
• Google wave invite..get it while
  it's hot – http://bit.ly/4X61Wt #
• Alright, time to finish preparing for work. Annual review time..looking forward to it like a root canal #
• On a positive note, last night's battle with insomnia produced another 12 inches of scarf. I MIGHT get my Xmas presents done before D-Day #
• http://bit.ly/7zvGdC – The fantastic lives of snowmen #
• ad: Sometimes you want someone who will listen and not just hear. Find real conversation here. http://j.mp/8phCiF #
• 27 Crazy Menorahs – http://bit.ly/7U3OIg #
• http://bit.ly/8vPCr9 – Wanna learn to fail at customer support? Learn from this EA rep. #
• Ok, I need one of these for my house – http://bit.ly/8VRvOm #
• Julianne Moore on 30 Rock…hells yes! #
• House was on Family GUy…that was way funny #
• http://bit.ly/6dQOos – The Woot guys know how to do customer service. #
• DUCK! – http://bit.ly/4F55jM #
• ad: Super lightweight comfort that's loaded with technology – in shoes!
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• I follow @MythBusters and I reject your reality! #
• You know the chili is good stuff when just putting it in your mouth makes you cough #
• Christmas party in T-30…still a bit reluctant to declare the upcoming event as "fun" #
• So, Company Christmas party was fun. The blinding headache I got from the extra loud music was not #
• And the hangover this AM is also not very enjoyable. Remind me not to drink scotch on an empty stomach again. #
• Headed out to work #
• ad: Go on a yoga retreat in Costa Rica and add Spanish, surfing, fire dancing or scuba certification courses. http://j.mp/5q1Ok7 #
• The proper way to move a piano – http://bit.ly/5d6TId #
• http://bit.ly/5J9iZE – RatM live on BBC5 radio performing Killing in the name of. Help them get #1 this Xmas http://bit.ly/thexfactor #
• http://bit.ly/8ALLCI – Sometimes, a punching bag has just had enough #
• Haha…watching an old episode of The Office and they have phones that are exactly like the ones I have here in my office. #
• I for one welcome the forthcoming snowpocalypse. I am considering heading to the grocery store and stocking up…adding to the panic! #
• Some people get downright strange with their nativity scenes – http://bit.ly/8fRrvt #
• Lamb shanks…natures little meat lollipops #
• ad: Check this out. Scuba certification plus yoga, surfing, Spanish and fire dancing classes in Costa Rica. http://j.mp/5DlPlo #
• http://bit.ly/4TjDui – Let's have a Patrick Swayze christmas #
• Alright, heading out into the snowy white yonder. Heard the interstates are a mess. Time for some donuts! #
• Oh, and home safe #
• http://bit.ly/8PdgXM – To continue in the vein of my favorite Christmas songs: You're mean one Mr. Grinch #
• http://bit.ly/4RA1kD – And finally, the original performance of The Hanukkah Song from Saturday Night Live #
• If your christmas tree could tweet… – http://bit.ly/8X40wP #
• Make a Tie-Fighter tree topper. Be crafty this Christmas – http://bit.ly/8gWvpg #
• http://bit.ly/5J9iZE – RatM live on BBC5 radio performing Killing in the name of. Help them get #1 this Xmas http://bit.ly/thexfactor #
• Windup foreplay! – http://bit.ly/6bfMC6 #
• I think the bar had one too many – http://bit.ly/6cNT1r #
• ad: Reducing the carbon footprint for clients is important. Ready why in this blog: http://j.mp/8ugGQi #
• There is a good 6" to a foot of snow on the ground and it is STILL coming #
• Uhh… – http://bit.ly/6QcBzY #
• Snowpocalypse 09! That is my car…I came in after the snow had already started. http://twitpic.com/u9nym #
• I estimate 20-26" of snow…drifts up to my balls. But…CVS is still open #
• ad: Learn Spanish while taking surfing, yoga, fire dancing or scuba certification courses in Costa Rica. http://j.mp/8tUc9l #
• The Snowpocalpyse appears to
  be settling down. Perhaps this
  is all the snowfall I will
  have to deal with #
• Things that have been said to me in the last minute: "Do not speedbag my tit!" #
• Other things I have learned today: Cleavage is not designed to hold cooking utensils. #
• I know people that are into this
  sort of thing – http://bit.ly/7HPsIB #
• A proper translation of 99 Red
  Balloons – http://bit.ly/6peigP #
• http://bit.ly/8YGbA0 – Spacebook! #
• http://bit.ly/6tepsD – Why she won't sleep with you. #
• http://bit.ly/6Zcjrm – The real cost of War #
• http://bit.ly/6wil92 – The Muppets sing Danny Boy. It's
  tearjerking #

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