• "Like threading a needle with a sausage" Oh mike rowe..you crack me up #
• If you haven't seen this, you should watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwKMym3Nz2A Its jazzy mario #
• And now I am watching "Cats Don't Dance", an oldschool animated musical featuring Scott Bakula #
• I love me some good old school cartoons. #
• And damn can Scott Bakula sing. Very talented man #
• Slidey cat! http://i.imgur.com/oKlO7.gif #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
  ♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• ad: Blow into the Heineken Breathalyzer iPhone app and see if you had one too many http://j.mp/5jRpFm #
• Ok, this 8-4 shift messes with me #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Saliva – Always
  ♫Staind – It's Been Awhile
  ♫Disturbed – Prayer
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• After double fisting two cups of coffee..I've switched to water. #
• If anyone out there can get me in on the Suse Studio beta..I'd be mad appreciative. The concept intrigues me #
• NOICE! Already in on the Suse Studio beta. Dunno if my tweet had anything to do with it..but if so <3! #
• its 11:00 already…this day is FLYING #
• I actually got to go out to lunch with a co worker…it was strangely exhilarating. #
• Got WakeOnLan working on my media center pc at home. Pair that with VNC, remote control via my phone, and my tv remote & I dont have to move #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Mudvayne – Fall Into Sleep
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Crawl
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Im frustrated #
• iPad…meh #
• 3rd night this week I have brought work home with me. #
• The guy from Warehouse 13 is on Better Off Ted #
• I swear…Im gonna smack this customer. #
• My gamestop order for ST:O was having issues with CC verification for some reason..so I just cancelled it.Strangely I dont feel bad about it #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
  ♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• I want to get a vending machine with fun sized candy bars and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. Youll be mad but it will be too late #
• Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? #
• If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. #
• Mitch Hedburg…oh how I miss you. #
• So, I have been reading mylifeisnerdy.co.cc and I feel I have truly found my people. An example of the joy that is that site is coming next #
• "Today, I had a discussion about dementor breeding, dementor pregnancy, and the moral implications of attacking a baby dementor. MLIN" #
• Star Trek: Online is in its "jumpstart" weekend and is barely running. This doesn't bode well #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
  ♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #

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• D: – http://bit.ly/5rn9mS #
• http://bit.ly/4v4GL2 – Ok..maybe THIS is the coolest
  carol of the bells ever #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/7DVlLF #
• Upgraded my phone to the newest Cyanogenmod build and got great help in their IRC channel. Every build, its like my phone is new again #
• And now, I'm gonna go to bed. Gnight world! #
• ZZZzzzzzz…. #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Moses..totally a dick – http://bit.ly/8rjouE #
• http://bit.ly/8uNvU7 – Jesus 2000! #
• http://bit.ly/8svtJR – Experience some snow #
• Almost time for work…quick twitter..come up with an excuse I can use to get out of work! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Alright…off to work #
• http://bit.ly/86eqZd – This is adorable #
• ad: Reducing the carbon footprint for clients is important. Ready why in this blog: http://j.mp/8jNueV #
• Note: Andrew should eat before going to work..otherwise he gets hungry #
• My phone now makes a sound like a camera when it gets an email. Why? I'unno… #
• 15 days till my "social life" completely ends. ST:O open beta starts Jan 15th #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/4xN9xm – Apparently, looks aren't
  everything #
• Running the Super Nintendo emulator on my phone to play Mario Bros is not the BEST use of my time..but it sure is a fun one! #
• Do you feel safe? I sure do – http://bit.ly/8U75FL #
• Why I don't like All-in-one computers like the iMac – http://bit.ly/8FkHvq #
• http://bit.ly/4oMLAG – James Bond….the best wingman ever #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Today I'm the annoying neighbor. Just cranked up the sub for some Tool #
• Ok, if I was a working pen..where would I be hiding? #
• Another Day, Another Dollar #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Add some heat and this is a soup – http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/1702979796_55d0277eb0_o.jpg #
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzrwh2Z2hQ – United States of Pop '09 #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/4Xu0ij #
• Shit, The Rev is dead? Im not even that big of a fan of Avenged Sevenfold..but damn, he was only 28. Drugs are bad..mmmkay! #
• http://bit.ly/C5Yzl – If youve never heard Johnny Cash's cover of Personal Jesus, click that link and learn something #
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBoRc3yLV9w #
• I shouldn't like this..but I do – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBoRc3yLV9w #
• Eating while watching Dirty Jobs is a BAD idea #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• I think I might be pregnant…I am having weird food cravings. If someone were to wave a hushpuppy in front of me I might bite their arm off #
• Check out http://www.mikeroweworks.com/ #
• http://bit.ly/7raaup – 15 Sexiest Female Musicians (who dont suck) #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Marriage is like buying a car. Its better to lease them and get a new one next year #
• What's white, black, and red all over and has difficulty passing through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head! #
• Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them and they all stink but they are fun to poke at! #
• Thank goodness I have tomorrow off! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• ad: New blog post: Fostering a love for reading
  http://j.mp/6jmPfX #
• Im awake..I might as well accomplish something. Or…I could crank the music on a day most other people get to sleep like they do to me! #
• It's 5:00 somewhere, right? #
• Hey now…that coffee tastes a TON better #
• So instead of doing something useful like cleaning through this massive pile of stuff on my desk, Im going to play Batman: Arkham Asylum. #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• great…my unexpected 3 hour nap has me feeling groggy and intoxicated. I have stuff to do today! #
• Well, I may need to turn down the notification sound on my phone a bit. It just went off and in this haze I almost fell outta my chair. #
• So is today something special or something? Seems to be a lot of people around the apartment that are normally at work. #
• Ever wonder if the song "Ironic" was meant to be ironic in that all the things it describes are not ironic? Food for thought. #
• There was Styx on in the grocery store…just loud enough I could barely hear it. I have it turned up at the house now. #
• For those curious it was this Styx song – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWFu1wv7D9E Babe from 1979 #
• Yes, I love Styx. Grew up listening to them on cassette tape in my dad's car/truck #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Remember when I tweeted about APC's cover of Imagine? This one is just as cool http://bit.ly/55IXNM – Scott Bakula FTW #
• Am home. Prolly going to bed here in 30-45 or so. See you all next year…Im going to sleep #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://www.murraythenut.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/twittervscult.png 0 This is so true #
• Another sad but true image from the same comic as my last tweet – http://www.murraythenut.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lifechronology.png #
• ad: Reducing the carbon footprint for clients is important. Ready why in this blog: http://j.mp/6Z6vsS #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Alright, after a brief burst of twittering, Im going back to bed. Gnight all, sleep tight. Happy '10 #
• RT: @skubastevee Everyone please be safe! Arrive alive don't drive and drive. A friendly reminder from Skuba Stevee and crew #
• Sellout.woot.com has the ultimate bacon lover's Bacon Salt gift back for $9.99. Go check it out! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Serj Tankian – Empty Walls
  ♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Homemade pulled pork BBQ. Oh HELLS yes #
• Thats right, Rocklobster AND Walk Like an Egyptian. That is how hard I roll #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Bee Gees – Stayin Alive
  ♫Beastie Boys – Sabotage
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://i.imgur.com/mg65Z.jpg #
• Game over, Cat – http://i.imgur.com/G2Kcm.jpg #
• http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129057249545630776.jpg – That is GENIUS #
• ad: Super lightweight comfort that's loaded with technology – in shoes!
  http://j.mp/5ddmds #
• http://i.imgur.com/oTfai.gif – Four Paw Drive #
• ad: Go on a yoga retreat in Costa Rica and add Spanish, surfing, fire dancing or scuba certification courses. http://j.mp/4pvgj9 #
• http://i.imgur.com/rbVMz.jpg #
• Happy Palindrome day for those that use the US month/day/year date format – 01/02/2010 is the same forward and backwards #
• http://i.imgur.com/afG5c.jpg – Swat hand signals #
• The decade in small pictures – http://i.imgur.com/Qv1BF.jpg #
• My Recent Tracks:♫3 Doors Down – Be Somebody
  ♫Black Label Society – Just Killing Time
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• ad: Check this out. Scuba certification plus yoga, surfing, Spanish and fire dancing classes in Costa Rica. http://j.mp/6Bb11Z #
• We just enjoyed a tasty dinner @ihop in Alexandria and had the best waiter ever. Good job James, you were fantastic #
• Drinking a scotch and rootbeer from a Martini glass. This seems like sacrilege in so many ways! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Chevelle – Point #1
  ♫The Beatles – Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/53AaUa #

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• ad: New blog post: Fostering a love for reading
  http://j.mp/6vERBv #
• The Snowpocalypse has ended. The snow has stopped, the sun is shining. #
• And apparently Brittany Murphy has passed on. That's sad… #
• And RatM won the Christmas #1 in the UK with Killing in the Name. Hell yes…no more sterile pop monopoly! #
• So happy that RatM beat out the
  crap pop for Xmas. Its cool when
  grassroots campaigns work #
• http://bit.ly/8zfYA8 – Mario doesn't have a lot of
  choices in wardrobe #
• Im all for respecting cops..but
  sometimes they overreact. – http://bit.ly/8nI8df #
• ad: Learn to surf in Costa Rica while taking Spanish, yoga, fire dance or scuba certification courses. http://j.mp/8zpsZ1 #
• http://bit.ly/5vrwut – Hockey at Fenway #
• Fitting for a day full of
  snow..Calvin and Hobbes snowmen – http://bit.ly/7sjnD4 #
• http://bit.ly/4TnlTN – There are still good people! #
• ad: Super lightweight comfort that's loaded with technology – in shoes!
  http://j.mp/4UGwHc #
• Well…Im awake. No clue why..but I am. GOOD times! #
• swear to god…gonna kill the idiots upstairs who are banging on the floor for osme reason #
• Made it to work alive. The snow is making for interesting traffic patterns #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/5CQJRC #
• That would make me smile too. – http://bit.ly/4UuiDB #
• Just solved a problem that a coworker spent an hour and a half on in 10 minutes. Simplify and reduce and when that fails, start from scratch #
• Throwing snowballs? What a bad Habit – http://bit.ly/5Kbqzr #
• http://bit.ly/8emXZd – The Oatmeal reveals why it is best to avoid becoming "The Computer Whiz" #
• Loving the new Hulu queue interface. Makes it super easy to watch my queued shows #
• Possible Verizon iPhone on July 2nd? Oooh…oh wait…Verizon has the Droid. Who needs the iPhone?! – http://bit.ly/8r6M01 #
• How NORAD tracks Santa Claus – http://bit.ly/8v1OYE #
• Im SO tired…2 and a half hours left on this shift. #
• 5 Gaping plot holes you should notice so that Hollywood can't get away from them anymore – http://bit.ly/6Twaws #
• http://bit.ly/60UCYe – Top Ten over-hyped games of 2009 #
• In 50 years there will be only 2 English words left – fuck and dude #
• I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart. I am Jack's low price guarantee #
• 10 Cool Beverage Gadgets – http://bit.ly/6ZGRXd #
• http://bit.ly/8RWG5h – Ok, I want one of these for Christmas! #
• Get creative this Christmas, turn stuff you have into a Crafty Christmas Tree – http://bit.ly/4EVY7a #
• http://bit.ly/6mpX0z – Wanna learn the lyrics to Hey Jude? Here they are in handy flowchart form. #
• http://bit.ly/7BcufY – 1000 years of war #
• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 #
• http://bit.ly/4vxtIq – Inspector Gadget!! #
• Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny #
• http://bit.ly/6BIltD – 12 last minute gifts for the geek in your life (Hint hint…#2!) #
• Prince Rupert's drop…a cool
  glass science trick. – http://bit.ly/7GIEYH #
• http://bit.ly/6E499F – Famous failers #
• Guess who just got to take a cold shower…this guy! Dunno why we didnt have any hot water..but Im not happy #
• I slept for 11 hours…and feel like I got no sleep. #
• Work soon…not looking forward
  to a shift until midnight #
• My car is 16 years & 6 months old and is handling this snowy, icy weather better then some of the new" cars I've seen. Maybe its the driver? #
• http://bit.ly/5g5CDI – Medical Afflictions of the
  Cartoon world #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Killswitch Engage – The End of Heartache
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/8wOpzO – They hand this out on field
  trips to Gitmo #
• Ok, FAO Schwartz employees have
  way too much fun – http://bit.ly/6Km6xz #
• I am programming..in Java. Its been too long..Im rusty #
• The Snuggie ala Japan – http://bit.ly/7VeABJ #
• Ok, this is the coolest rendition of Carol of the Bells EVER! – http://bit.ly/5qaTXs #
• Relative price of different liquids – http://bit.ly/8dkB6d #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• I want one! http://hackaday.com/2009/12/22/terminate-rfid-tags/ #
• One of these too – http://hackaday.com/2009/12/22/subcycles-multitouch-music-controller/ #
• "Who are you?" "I'm HitGirl" – http://bit.ly/7BHxk0 #
• http://bit.ly/5Qd8Zb – Games Bond 007 – still the best FPS ever #
• http://bit.ly/6E8bZJ – I would call this cat lazy, but that would be a oxymoron. All cats are inherently lazy. #
• 26 geeks before they were stars – http://bit.ly/6gteIC #
• http://bit.ly/4JhM5g – How Garfield comics should have been written #
• http://bit.ly/8Nz2Us – Tis the season…to piss your neighbors off #
• http://bit.ly/4VS2t5 – Don't fuck with nature #
• http://bit.ly/8lVHxc – What a classy wedding #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• This recession's best Christmas coupons – http://bit.ly/812Q89 #
• http://bit.ly/5lY5VR – Pacman vs Mario #
• Should I stop beating my wife? – http://bit.ly/6J7IsH #
• ad: Bluehost offering $3.95/month Special at this page http://bit.ly/4KmOsD #
• http://bit.ly/8EwpLU – Wow…the bases sure have changed #
• http://bit.ly/6Bc600 – The truth about Santa Claus #
• The world didnt need this site..but here it is – http://bit.ly/4INhuT #
• The Decade's Best Television villans – http://bit.ly/6NvoN5 #
• ad: Like Bejeweled and Tetris? Then you will LOVE this game! http://bit.ly/5HHEPf #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/5GBMpi – Good advice on how to spot a concealed weapon. Advice on how to handle that info – DON'T worry about it #
• That's right don't worry about it. If someone has taken the time to properly conceal a weapon they are either a LEO or have their CCW permit #
• Worry when you see a gun tucked into a wasteband WITHOUT a holster or tucked in a pocket. Those are the guys who shouldn't be carrying #
• Complete sentences. Win. – http://bit.ly/7X9V1i #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/7oXPK8 #
• Tis the season for @MythBusters and (scientific) mayhem #
• http://bit.ly/8xNfjM – It's a massacre! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• http://bit.ly/4FQUan – #
• http://bit.ly/5Nulor – R2Grill2 #
• http://bit.ly/553n9a – How to play matchmaker #
• ad: Super lightweight comfort that's loaded with technology – in shoes!
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• http://bit.ly/8DN9lb – #
• Watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture – been a long time since I have seen this flick. Forgot how cheesy it was #
• http://bit.ly/71E0VQ – Puppy Contraception #
• Alright all, gnight #
• http://bit.ly/5UStH3 – What…the..fuck #
• http://bit.ly/75XlX4 – So true #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• What now?!? – http://bit.ly/5a2Rg2 #
• http://bit.ly/8JCUjq – Extreme gaming! #
• Ever wondered how the LHC works? Wonder no more – http://bit.ly/87sf0A #
• Im in love… – http://bit.ly/8URdwm #
• *HUG* – http://bit.ly/58zfBU #
• ad: New blog post: Fostering a love for reading
  http://j.mp/7nffoy #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Merry Christmas everyone #
• Off to work in an hour or so. That's right, when we promise 24/7 support…we provide it #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Officially at work. On Xmas Day. Good times #
• http://bit.ly/5pmkAV – An oldie but a goodie…Troops, a Cops spoof #
• Probably the best Lennon cover I have ever heard – A Perfect Circle Imagine
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpqKA9_ddFk #
• I think I might go see the new Sherlock Holmes movie tomorrow…perhaps #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Im watching "The Man from Earth". I love John Billingsley #
• Watching The Man from Earth and he busted out a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green and they freaked out. Green isn't THAT good (but it is good) #
• http://bit.ly/7uUg45 – Best Christmas song EVER #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Merry Christmas..I got it for you! – http://bit.ly/8924Xb #
• http://bit.ly/6voi0O – Ok, THIS is the coolest version of Carol of the Bells ever #
• ad: Designers looking to better the world, one design at a time. Check out this blog: http://j.mp/67w7L2 #
• Reading Emails from Crazy people…suddenly I feel slightly more sane #
• http://bit.ly/7qQ184 – 6 Stupidest Things done with priceless relics #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Smile! – http://bit.ly/7ln31i #
• ad: Reducing the carbon footprint for clients is important. Ready why in this blog: http://j.mp/8fDwZs #
• So, my apartment currently has
  no hot water. I am planning on
  going out…BRRR #
• http://bit.ly/7JVKkF – Computers WILL fight back #
• http://bit.ly/7ULIzO – The eyeballing game! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Top 5 misconceptions about the LHC. Read it so you can dispel the rumors at the watercooler. – http://bit.ly/81tEDn #
• Sherlock Holmes was surprisingly good! #
• http://bit.ly/4R3DU0 – Melting a beer bottle in a
  microwave using nothing more
  then a blowtorch. #
• Pigeons do not like Google – http://bit.ly/53Dz3Z #
• The recession has gone too far! #
• ad: Super lightweight comfort that's loaded with technology – in shoes!
  http://j.mp/776UQV #
• My Recent Tracks:♫EyesClosed – Just Another
  ♫Breaking Benjamin – Blow Me Away
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Saturn V model is awesome – http://bit.ly/7cuSz0 #

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