• I just played the @hunch twitter predictor game at http://hunch.com/games/twitter-predictor. Out of 100 questions it missed 12 about me #
• listening to "Short Skirt, Long Jacket – Cake" ♫ http://blip.fm/~nax3l #
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfamTmY5REw – Ok…good show Ben Folds. Good show. #
• Had a delicious pasta lunch. Garlic Basil tomato sauce over fresh linguine with cherry tomatoes and fresh mozzarella bits. #
• Ok…cutest cat gif ever – http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif #
• Im just watched a dolphin lick Peter Griffin's nipple. I'm a little disturbed by this. #
• Mmm…pasta dinner. I did a good number on this one. #
• listening to "Song 2 – Blur (acoustic cover)" ♫ http://blip.fm/~nd74y #
• Im watching Air Force One. Harrison Ford is such a total badass. Can we elect him President for real? #
• Just came home and chowed my way through a bowl of peanut butter captain crunch. So good. #
• listening to "Hoobastank – Crawling In The Dark" ♫ http://blip.fm/~neh6q #
• Updated my long obsolete twitter lists with some new faces! Welcome to the family people. #
• listening to "Tantric "Down and Out" Acoustic" ♫ http://blip.fm/~nei89 #
• listening to "A Perfect Circle – The Outsider (live)" ♫ http://blip.fm/~neiny #
• You may have noticed a far increased use of blip.fm. My main computer with my music collection is currently dead. I was having withdrawals. #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Lacuna Coil – I Won't Tell You
  ♫Evanescence – Going Under
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Well, think I just cracked a rib coughing like that. This SUCKS #
• My cat is not a fan of the little dog that was just introduced to the house. She is currently hiding in a corner. #
• Hrrm, my DMs appear to be disappearing. The other day I was at 365, then 353, now 327 #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Lacuna Coil – I Won't Tell You
  ♫Evanescence – Going Under
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• I had someone get up on my rear bumper and "get underneath me and get me loose" on the interstate earlier. Now I know what DW was saying! #
• Humanity's Decline -http://i.imgur.com/SXTZG.jpg #
• Oh, and Happy Ada Lovelace day. What? You don't know Ada Lovelace? – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ada_Lovelace #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Lacuna Coil – I Won't Tell You
  ♫Evanescence – Going Under
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Officially started my apartment search in San Antonio. Feels good #
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour? #
• Hahaha…great comic describing how to deal with onions – http://robotswithfeelings.com/2010-03-17/stop-crying #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Lacuna Coil – I Won't Tell You
  ♫Evanescence – Going Under
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Lacuna Coil – I Won't Tell You
  ♫Evanescence – Going Under
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero. #
• I was an athiest until I realized I was God. #
• Im watching a John Caparulo standup special. Why is this guy not more famous? He's fucking hilarious #
• A fish tank is not a pet…it is a TV you have to feed. #
• "If you cant say something nice, dont say anything" Corollary: "If you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet" #
• Just found that ginseng has been linked to schizophrenia. That could explain this whole bout I had… #
• I shouldn't watch Mr. Holland's Opus. Movie makes me cry like a baby #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Lacuna Coil – I Won't Tell You
  ♫Evanescence – Going Under
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• For those that have asked: nope, haven't listened to the same two songs for weeks on wend. My music to twitter script is broken #
• Just showed louis's funeral. I'm crying huge crocodile tears now #
• Oh god..the scene where Holland sings and signs to his son. More big tears. I'm such a wuss when it comes to movies like this #
• Climactic final scene where he plays his symphony. It was stuff like this that made me love working at a school and made it so hard to leave #
• Now, Im officially going to bed. Gnight twiterverse #
• #spon Check out B.iCycle: http://j.mp/d93psu This awesome iPhone bike computer has been picked by Apple as "Best apps of 2009"! Amazing! #
• HOT! – Apple iPod classic 160 GB Black (7th Generation) – http://bit.ly/canaRS #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Lacuna Coil – I Won't Tell You
  ♫Evanescence – Going Under
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Made it to work. Second to last day. Feels…odd. #
• Oh..so much to do! Im going to be totally moved out by the end of the weekend and on the way to Texas. Nervous excitement! #
• I'm at Adjuggler/Data Center. http://4sq.com/cVKRw1 #
• I need help twitter! Please go visit http://www.beebeedesigns.com. This is the sort of customer Im leaving. Run her traffic up! #
• My Recent Tracks:♫Lacuna Coil – I Won't Tell You
  ♫Evanescence – Going Under
  ♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
• Xbox 360 120GB Elite Spring 2010 Bundle 299$ – http://bit.ly/9Au0ec #
• Im watching The Devil's Own. Harrison Ford is really hot. I can say that as a totally heterosexual male #
• What is Black and Red and can't get through a revoling door? A Nun with a spear through her head #
• Natascha McElhone is in this movie? With an Irish accent? Im in love #
• #spon Curious to find out whether you or your friends have a drink too many? Check this breathalyzer iPhone app – http://j.mp/d8n7wG #
• I have a coworker that on occasion sends out condescending "PROTIP" emails that make me want to rip off his head and shit down his throat #
• Not in a violent way…no, not at all. I believe in non-violence. #
• Apparently, due to my movie choices..netflix decided I was a gay british man. It was offering me suggestions on RomComs and Brit tv #
• So, to try and even it up I rated a bunch of action and war movies…Jean Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnie, the like #
• Now it is offering my GAY romantic comedies, British TV Shows, and Musicals. #
• I actually may have added one or two (ok FIVE) of those musicals to my queue though. What?!? Don't judge me! #
• Prolly doesnt help my case with Netflix that I watch crap like "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalow" and "Dont Mess with the Zohan" #
• Last day as an AdJuggler employee. Im sad an excited all at once. #
• If anyone is interested in an adserver and has been dragging their feet..now is the day to contact me! Last day I can help you out #
• Hot! PlayStation 3 120 GB – http://bit.ly/aru1eD #
• I'm at Advance Auto Parts (1449 Chain Bridge Rd, McLean). http://4sq.com/b7mqxC #
• I'm at McLean Hardware (1445 Chain Bridge Road, McLean). http://4sq.com/8PzvPg #
• I'm at ABC Store – McLean (1446 Chain Bridge Road, Mclean). http://4sq.com/bcOYNF #
• I'm at Giant #758 – McLean (1454 Chain Bridge Road, Ingleside Avenue, McLean). http://4sq.com/68DoGU #
• What is it about a shredder that is so much fun? I love shredding paper! #
• USB cables dont like being shoved into firewire slots. #

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