- It is 5:00 somewhere, right? #
- Ok…this is creepy – http://www.holytaco.com/25-man-babies #
- Wanna watch something interesting? http://www.tenthdimension.com/medialinks.php #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - The difference between mac and windows users: http://bit.ly/dB0fhC #
- The truth about college – http://lorien.ncl.ac.uk/ming/Dept/Fun/jokes/college.htm #
- http://emptees.com/tees/16142-zombama-brains #
- http://swgalaxies.datastart.hu/modules/Videos/files/vader-loituma.swf #
- Vader Leekspin…my life is complete #
- DID YOU KNOW…that the oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age? Its name was Fred. #
- Thriller! http://meta.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/aedd556e3e11c0a68c4ffc793c148b0a.jpg #
- New twitter icon? That's right..totally the Lorax. Im feeling…Seussian #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - It sucks being 200 miles away from your parents and just needing a hug from your mom. A phone call just doesn't cut it #
- Im tired of life taking a crap on me #
- Where has this been my whole life? http://instantbueller.com/ #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - My cat knows something is wrong and keeps following me around. #
- Security ramp up time! #
- That…that there..felt REALLY good. #
- My kitty is curled up in my lap.
# - Im feeling this mashup..and I hate weezer – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA0ZcQ6m65E #
- Apple juice! – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSUU0LBehJ0 #
- ad: Online Dating Magazine readers say eHarmony is the best online dating service followed by Match.com – http://j.mp/d7IQYv #
- If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? #
- If you had to identify in one
word the reason why the human
race has not achieved it’s
full potential, that word
would be meetings. # - There is a very fine line
between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental
illness.’ # - People who want to share their
religious views with you
almost never want you to share
yours with them. # - Looks like I am staying here tonight…there is already 6-8 inches down. I just shoveled a small path out..but no way I can clear the lot. #
- You should not confuse your
career with your life. # - You will never find anybody
who can give you a clear and
compelling reason why we
observe daylight savings time. # - When I see a snow plow being pulled out of a bank by a wrecker..I have no business being on the road. #
- You should never say anything
to a woman that even suggests that you think she’s
pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging # - Your friends love you anyway. #
- http://bit.ly/87EPCW – Great office pranks #
- Everyone needs kickass salt and
pepper shakers – http://bit.ly/8Xws2x # - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't #
- The Internet: All the piracy, none of the scurvy. #
- The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. #
- Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry. #
- if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN #
- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. #
- I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives #
- So, it has snowed HARD all night. Im afraid to open the front door.. #
- "Like threading a needle with a sausage" Oh mike rowe..you crack me up #
- If you haven't seen this, you should watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwKMym3Nz2A Its jazzy mario #
- And now I am watching "Cats Don't Dance", an oldschool animated musical featuring Scott Bakula #
- I love me some good old school cartoons. #
- And damn can Scott Bakula sing. Very talented man #
- Slidey cat! http://i.imgur.com/oKlO7.gif #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - ad: Blow into the Heineken Breathalyzer iPhone app and see if you had one too many http://j.mp/5jRpFm #
- Ok, this 8-4 shift messes with me #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Saliva – Always
♫Staind – It's Been Awhile
♫Disturbed – Prayer
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - After double fisting two cups of coffee..I've switched to water. #
- If anyone out there can get me in on the Suse Studio beta..I'd be mad appreciative. The concept intrigues me #
- NOICE! Already in on the Suse Studio beta. Dunno if my tweet had anything to do with it..but if so <3! #
- its 11:00 already…this day is FLYING #
- I actually got to go out to lunch with a co worker…it was strangely exhilarating. #
- Got WakeOnLan working on my media center pc at home. Pair that with VNC, remote control via my phone, and my tv remote & I dont have to move #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Mudvayne – Fall Into Sleep
♫Breaking Benjamin – Crawl
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - Im frustrated #
- iPad…meh #
- 3rd night this week I have brought work home with me. #
- The guy from Warehouse 13 is on Better Off Ted #
- I swear…Im gonna smack this customer. #
- My gamestop order for ST:O was having issues with CC verification for some reason..so I just cancelled it.Strangely I dont feel bad about it #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - I want to get a vending machine with fun sized candy bars and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. Youll be mad but it will be too late #
- Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? #
- If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. #
- Mitch Hedburg…oh how I miss you. #
- So, I have been reading mylifeisnerdy.co.cc and I feel I have truly found my people. An example of the joy that is that site is coming next #
- "Today, I had a discussion about dementor breeding, dementor pregnancy, and the moral implications of attacking a baby dementor. MLIN" #
- Star Trek: Online is in its "jumpstart" weekend and is barely running. This doesn't bode well #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man
♫Jag Panzer – Frozen In Fear
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
- I hate leaving my house
confident and looking good and
then not seeing anyone of
importance the entire day.
What a waste. # - I think the freezer deserves a
light as well. # - I disagree with Kay Jewelers.
I would bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night more
kisses begin with Beer than
Kay. # - RT: @blindgeek LOL I haven't done the upgrade yet. Sometimes, being blind has its little advantages. Don't notice the picture difference. #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Finger Eleven – Falling On
♫Shinedown – Lady So Divine
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - Ever wonder what would happen if
you ran over a ninja in your
car? # - You know what sober stands for? It stands for 'Son Of A Bitch, Everything's Real! #
- Any Java/Javascript/Ajax programmers out there want a quick job for cash money? Shoot me a DM. #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - My ears are nice and clean…its a good feeling #
- Everything you know is bullshit. Death isn't real. Life is just a dream. Enjoy yourself. Stop worrying. Stop being scared. #
- Go after what you want, even if what you want seems beyond the realm of possibility.Make it happen.You are god here on Earth whoever you are #
- Even if you have to crawl out of the dirt to make it happen, you CAN make it happen. #
- Never surrender to your own fear and never lose the energy you have inside. #
- There is no ending, there is only just here and now. #
- thats right folks..Im busting out the BIG guns #
- The effect of a nice clean shave – http://i.imgur.com/K2GWM.jpg #
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqlQS5CCmwI&feature=player_embedded #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - http://corcholat.com/uploads/img/tabla_de_arquetipos_7IN_wide.jpg #
- Artist's Touch iPhone App is coming to #AppleTablet. To celebrate we're giving away a FREE Tablet! http://bit.ly/Artamata #
- If life gives you lemons, give that shit back and ask for some limes so you can make margaritas. #
- I dunno if you got the memo but we are all on this countdown clock to death.We might as well do whatever we can to just have fun.Jesse James #
- ad: Designers creating building blocks for a healthier generation. Find their blog here:
http://j.mp/79NQC2 # - My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - Just updated my bios and all my drivers. Lets see if that helps performance any #
- I have a damn Regina Spektor song stuck in my head…its driving me bloody mad! #
- Never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night. # - Don’t worry about what people
think, they don’t do it very
often. # - Going to church doesn’t make
you a Christian anymore than
standing in a garage makes you
a car. # - If you must choose between two
evils, pick the one you’ve never
tried before. # - Artificial intelligence is no
match for natural stupidity. # - My idea of housework is to sweep
the room with a glance. # - Not one shred of evidence
supports the notion that life is
serious. # - My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - A person who is nice to you but
rude to the waiter/delivery
driver, is not a nice person. # - For every action, there is an
equal and opposite government
program. # - If you look like your passport
picture, you probably need the
trip. # - Bills travel through the mail at
twice the speed of checks. # - A conscience is what hurts when
all of your other parts feel so
good. # - Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. #
- Men are from earth. Women are
from earth. Deal with it. # - A balanced diet is a cupcake in
each hand. # - Middle age is when broadness of
the mind and narrowness of the
waist change places. # - Opportunities always look bigger
going than coming. # - My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - Junk is something you’ve kept
for years and throw away three
weeks before you need it. # - There is always one more
imbecile than you counted on. # - Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again. # - By the time you can make ends
meet, they move the ends. # - Someone who thinks logically
provides nice contrast to the
real world. # - I haven't eaten anything today. Now comes the battle of wills whether I make something substantial or just eat some ramen… #
- Hrrm…I bet I could get people to read my cat's twitter stream. Maybe use an arduino to decipher her inner thoughts..I bet she'd cuss a lot #
- For those of you that are on the edge of your seat wondering…yes @andrewscat got the new spot she wanted. #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - My little home server has been up for 117 days! "17:05:40 up 117 days, 27 min". Built in battery backup FTW! #
- I bet my neighbors probably question my sexuality due to the loud nature at which I play Regina Spektor #
- Time to add to the illusion…time for some show tunes #
- Just kidding..Im metaling it up *HEADBANG* #
- Im thinking I might go out on the town #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL # - Inconceivable…I've run out of standard computer power cables… #
- Installing windows 7 on another computer…I really like this OS #
- After getting tired of Chrome failing me…im back to Firefox #
- Thanks to @simonpegg Im now listening to 'Hide and Seek' by Imogen Heap at far too earlier in the morning #
- Cold pizza at 7am…omfg awesome #
- My Recent Tracks:♫Evans Blue – Over
♫Theory of a Deadman – Little Smirk
♫See it @http://bit.ly/KW2sL #
